Based on "Casey at the Bat" by Ernest L. Thayer The evening looked quite dismal at the Polo Club that night;The patrons, in their suits and ties, seemed angry and uptight,So when Crystal broke a heel, and Beth's stockings had a run,The owner of the drag club said, "I fear we are undone!" A big-shot critic's out there now, just waiting to review.If the show tonight ain't really good, then our days here are through.We've only one last.Read More
