Based on "A Dialogue between the Soul and Body" by Andrew MarvellSOUL: Oh, who can from this bear releaseA flowered soul who knows no peace?This meaty. This they both knew, sitting sipping tea and revelling in my obvious discomfort, they were discussing me as old friends, Eddy explaining the wind chime incident and how I enjoyed the pinned undies, they topped up my juice as they chatted, I suddenly in a moment of clarity knew what Eddy wanted, a repeat of his water sports trick. I finished the juice and then I suggested we stop this and all had a romp and perhaps played a little, perhaps even water-sports game, Eddy to my horror. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching your TV soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.Your EX-Wife.Don’t try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are moving to New Zealand together! Have a great life!REPLY:Dear Ex-wife, Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.It’s true you & I have been married for 20. "Not ever! Don't you ever say that!" Shelooked genuinely angry and I smiled at her. The expression on her facesoftened."Rita's right," Darryl said. "Come home with us, don't ever be thatway anymore." The look he had was filled with such a longing my hearttugged to him. My little brother actually had a soft spot, and it wasfor me. He'd never shown me such a tender feeling before and I wantedto cry because of it. I held his hand and squeezed it, and smiled upat his cute, little-boy face. .Read More
